Tips for the ladies in year 2008

I got this from Paula today in my e-mail inbox and thought it was worth copying and pasting into the ol' blog. =)

Enjoy!










Tips for the ladies in year 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and shot of tequila

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and make you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend! Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from work, that might need a reason to smile!

Dangerous

Yesterday is the day I opened up an account with ebay. And the only reason why I did was because I found some college textbooks I need for my Biology class for a fraction of the list prices on Half.com (powered by ebay). My books would've cost me $310 with shipping. After finding my NEW books on half.com, I only paid $147 with shipping! Woohoo! Go me! =)

What makes this dangerous is that I found a bunch of stuff on the site that I would be interesting in buying, but MUST refrain from doing so! Cash is tight. Must. Stay. Strong. LOL!